There once was a boy who made bagels,
Whose dialectics were just like George Hegel’s,
He uttered a word,
And the big yellow bird,
Spread them out across the tables
There once was a small dog named Rey,
who got into trouble each day,
He took a big swig,
And put on his wig,
The house is still in disarray
There once was a guy from Alaska,
On whose head was an antimacasser,
And pulling it off,
To the sound of a cough,
Which caused her to fly all the way to Nebraska
A parrot whose beak was bright yellow,
Used to call about with a mighty bellow,
“I bought a new gun,
Bang, bang, oh what fun!"
And they shook like a bowl full of jello
There once was a lonely magician,
Who wasn’t that good with addition,
But they loved to cook,
By hook or by crook,
And that was his favorite position.
I once saw a girl in a hat,
On which a frog had sat,
He let out a croak,
“This must be a joke”
He fell off his perch with a splat.
